They say that to forgive is divine, but they also say an elephant never forgets.

Me, I’m a divine elephant. I never forget what it is you did that required me to forgive you. Max is our buddy now, but there was a time when he was our greatest rival. You think Justin Duckershiem is a total doucher. Max Powers was once the king of zing!

May the Zing be with you.

Zings like old times

Where no man has zinged before

And don’t forget the animated zing

Max Powers used to be a trip-dee (triple doucher).

Never forget.