Not Paying Attention Chart

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I’m Cole Richards, PvP’s editor in chief and resdient Dungeons Master with another installment of LET’S ROLL with COLE!
How many times have you been eloquently describing a scene, meticulously setting the stage for your players, only to look up discover half of them aren’t even listening? It’s every Dungeons Master’s worst nightmare. Well the next time one or more of your group takes a mental twix-break during your game, pull out this handy not paying attention chart and remind your players who’s in charge.

Click here for a printable version.
Dungeons Master’s Pro Tip: If your group is involved in an H.P. Lovecraft themed campaign, all rolls also include “Your character reads a book, goes insane.”






